“just got back from miami, scooped up this shorty. She was talkin big, like 9 inches and thick aint shit to her, but couldnt even hang lmao. Lifes hittin different rn, feelin blessed asf”
If a girl tells you 9 inches is no big deal, she’s been lied to about what 9 inches actually looks like. God I love Spring Break, all these young dumb and horny college students looking to expand their horizons. It can be tough to navigate the sea of testosterone from all the sausages looking for buns, but I guess when you have a whopper so big that Burger King is trying to sue you for copyright infringement, life gets easier.
