“lets just say ive had my eye on her since she started at the pool this summer and it took me some work but once i slid into those dms n sent sum pics it was all over, unfortunately she done moved back now but theirs always next summer”
**That’s not how you’re supposed to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Still, good job picking up a lifeguard – those sexy hoes are always playing hard to get. I guess it helps that she probably already had her eye on you since everyone knows black people can’t swim.**
